The eternal feline bachelor;

Rats... MROWR Rats everywhere... Why do my instincts react so badly at this. I...

I apologize for the lack of lessons, but I don't feel very well today. In fact, I suspect the bells are tolling for me at last. They aren't the ones of my wedding. I never, never predicted this tragic outcome.

((OOC: Yes, I know he was hiatused, but dammit RATS and Professor Cat. He will chase away the vermin before the fleas get him)).