The eternal feline bachelor;

[Ongoing siren noise]



MROWR~~

Code Red! Code Red! This is an emergency, Rangers! I need you to come to the Command Center immediately! Mrrr... You were to be delayed, you must face the consequences!

(ooc; Sleep! I couldn't find you yesterday. Do you want Uzura to be Alpha or a monster attacking? We can assume npc "enemies"?)

Ny...Nyaaa?~ This is...

I should be on the stage to force my students to practice instead... instead of this urge I have to be locked in the kitchen... Ba-Baking! Isn't ballet my first and only call?

Ahem... Who wants a slice?

MADNESS? THIS IS BALLET!!!

MROWRRRRR~~

((OOC: *hiiiiiiiiiides*)).

MROWR~~

Who IS shedding fur in the carpet? This is the fifth time I'm cleaning it! Whoever it is... I... I would marry that person! Nyaaa?~ Why does it look worse after I touch it?

There at the sky? So soon... another evil ploy is designed for the young lord to stop it?

MROWR~~

You'll forgive me sir, if I disturb your plans for the evening. I know very you how eagerly you have looked after meeting with lady Rue today. But look outside the window.



IT'S THE SWAN SIGNAL!!

Ahem~, I should ready the swanmobile, sir. With your permission.

((OOC: Genre switch: comics superhero. Thanks to Sleep for the swan signal! *_*)).

MROWR~~

When I awoke this morning, I saw Miss Rue donning the black outfit of Odile! How diligent and overzealous about her partner, but young love is always so thoroughly passionate to start the practice so early. But has somebody know where she and young Mytho are now for today's rehearsal?

Nyaa! Miss Pique! Miss Ahiru! You ought to practice your roles too unless you want to become beginners again.

Ahh. Such a nice day for a lesson. Now class assemble! To your positions! Remember what happens to those who arrive late.

((OOC: When you were Dumb... is more of Professor Cat being COMPLETELY oblivious to everything like in Kinkan. He grew more aware in the City two students died on him and Rue/Mytho kept being backing forth good and evil and going missing kind of clue him IN somehow)).

Dancers!! Dancers!!

MROWR~~ Where are my dancers? Oh, we are delayed for the party! What a black spot in my resume I, Professor Cat, the noble master of celebrations under our feline ruler will not accepted to keep them waiting!

If you fail me, you know what the punishment will be. One I don't know why I'm using it as punishment when should be a privilege! Nyaaa!

My beloved human children. Don't forget your lord and teacher is generous with allow you live with the luxuries of felines, despite your bleak origins! Don't fail me tonight!

I-I can't resist this anymore. Valiantly and in vain I have been fighting this urge since I awoke from a restless night. But I cannot! I have a stronger will! Nya! I cannot How I allow myself be lulled into the charm of calories that will ruin my athletic figure! No ballerina will want to be my wife if I gain weight.

MROWR~~~ It's so... so tempting.

No! Think of the nightmare to face the rest of your days as a bachelor while your students marry around you and find the happiness you will never meet! This noble sacrifice is...

I can't! I'm not strong enough--

NYAHMROWR~~~

CHOCOLATE!

A life without a wife is better than face another, single minute without you!

Rats... MROWR Rats everywhere... Why do my instincts react so badly at this. I...

I apologize for the lack of lessons, but I don't feel very well today. In fact, I suspect the bells are tolling for me at last. They aren't the ones of my wedding. I never, never predicted this tragic outcome.

((OOC: Yes, I know he was hiatused, but dammit RATS and Professor Cat. He will chase away the vermin before the fleas get him)).

I haven't heard about Sakura-san today either. I wonder if...

Nya~? What is this ball for?

MROWR~~

((OOC: If someone wants Professor Cat. You caught him... Meowth?)).

What is that smell? I-I feel... all of a sudden... rather strange...

MROWR~~

((OOC: His sense of smell is more sensible. Cue to an affected Professor Cat stalking the Opera House in a haze)).